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Friday, August 20, 2010

Friday Flip-offs




I've been building up some aggression about everything and anything lately. I think it has to do with something called my monthly friend. Oh, there's one flip-off right there! Let's start and get some angry under control.

To PMS: I realize you're just doing your job of announcing the arrival of my monthly friend. If memory serves me right, the last time you didn't do your job, I had a lovely surprise 9 months later. I just wish you didn't make me so bipolar.

To 5 pounds: I've been trying to lose these 5 pounds even before I had kids. I have no idea where you came from. I don't get my reasoning of, "If I could only lose 5 pounds" I'm not on a show where I'm going to win thousands/millions of dollars. Losing you will not make me a happier person....well it might! Considering I haven't lost you, I'm still willing to find the happy person who is 5 pounds thinner.

To my laundry: I wish you would get some birth control! Better yet, go get snipped!!!! I don't understand how you can reproduce like hormone crazed bunny rabbits. You're overflowing into my bedroom.

To Cosmo for their bedazzled vajayjay (aka vajazzled) article: This is what has been burned into my brain. 


You have added one more thing to my "Oh hell no!" list and "H would kill me if I spent our hard earned money for this"....or would he????

15 comments:

  1. O. M. G. That photo is TOO much for words!

    At least you got a release before the weekend set in!

    If I could, I would take your 5lbs for you. I have so much too lose, another 5lbs wouldn't make a difference. 5 is better than 50, right?

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  2. Wow, I don't think I've seen anything like that before, I'm not sure what to say! I'm not entirely sure what my OH would think if I had it done...

    Laundry and PMS suck, we could do without both!

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  3. WTF? A bedazzeled ....? Never seen anything like that before! And to your extra 5, flip off, but be lucky its an extra 5! I have an extra 15, that won't budge after having my third baby this past november!! ugh! I'd take an extra 5 in place of this 15 any day!

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  4. Yes to PMS and laundry! And this whole vajajay with the jewels? Are you kidding me? Do people really not have enough to do in life?

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  5. Great flips! Question is, what happens to the beads when the hairs grow back?

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  6. Oh, I'm so into the idea of birth control for laundry! My life has drowned in a tsunami of dirty clothes!

    And thanks so much for the pic of the bedazzled vajay...I don't think I will ever get that out of my brain! LOL!

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  7. I somehow missed the Cosmo Vajayjay.. Sigh.Maybe next year.. Wait it will be out of style then.Shoot..

    Evelyn@http://adventureofsuperspice.com

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  8. I have heard of that bedazzled vaginko. How the hell do they get that to stay? Do they super clue it, or god forbid, hot glue that sh*t to their crotch? I bet a man thought of that. I love gopopgo's question and I too wonder what will happen when the bush grows back?

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  9. The picture really jumped out at you. Hahahaha. Gopopgo's question almost choke me but very good solid question :D

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  10. Nice Flip Offs. Not sure why the laundry multiplies so much...birth control a great idea. Another thing that I do is remind my offspring that cleaning their room does not mean throwing the CLEAN laundry that has been sitting on their desk or dresser for a week back into the laundry room to make their room appear neater. I swear that I wash clean laundry sometimes....hmmmmmm

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  11. I would bet that when the hair grows back, it's like a reverse metamorphosis. Butterfly turns back into a fuzzy caterpillar...

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  12. Came over from Kludgy Mom and found a bedazzled vag. Hilarious. Nice to "meet" you!

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  13. That was an eye opening photo for my first visit here!

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  14. DAMN! Now that stupid vajayjay is burned into MY brain! FLIP OFF! Ha!

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  15. A butterfly? That's so cliche...it looks kinda scabby too. I would deffo stay away from red chrystals. I mean IF I was to vajazzle....oh look at the time.

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