Saturday, August 21, 2010

Random Post: Stalkers, Blog Challenge, & Vajazzled

It's almost 11:30pm PST. I should be getting ready to go to bed, but I have a small burst of energy.

Hint: I just used the bathroom and my urine smells like a fresh brewed cup of coffee. French roast with a splash of milk so not to upset my stomach this late in the evening.

As I'm waiting for the last load of laundry to finish, I thought I'd do a random post. So here it is.

Saturday is almost done. I have a few minutes left before Sunday rolls in and I can no longer boast about being stalked by Kludgy Mom. It was a very pleasant Saturday surprise. I enjoyed my special day.

Speaking of Kludgy Mom, she's holding a blogging challenge. On my endless journey to become more and more awesome every day, I decided to join. Mind you, I'm a novice at blogging. I figured this could only help me.

Last but not least, I've gotten a number of inquires regarding one of my Friday Flip-offs. The bedazzled vajayjay or vajazzled. I would repost the picture, but I figured some of you already have the image burned into your brain. It's not easily forgotten. For those of you who have not seen the picture or for those of you who can't get enough of it, click here.

The number one inquire: What happens to the crystals once your hair grows back?

I was going to research this question. From Googling the topic, the disco ball usually lasts about 5 days or so. I'm sure this number varies from individual to individual. I was going to go on and on on how the adhesive would wear off and how natural skin rejuvenation will occur. Blah blah blah! Boring.

I'm going to leave you with a comment that pretty much sums up what happens when the hair grows back. It's from Bethany from Organic Enchilada:

I would bet that when the hair grows back, it's like a reverse metamorphosis. Butterfly turns back into a fuzzy caterpillar.

There you go curious readers. Hope you learned something.


  1. Hahaha...i saw that pic earlier on here! Wow! Im going over to check out that blogging challenge. Night momma!

  2. Love the random post! My urine is smelling like coffee, too. It's 3am EDT and I am once again feeling insomnia set it. Is there Diet Coke's Annonymous? I need it.

  3. I think that picture left me with a lot more questions than just skin rejuvenation.

    Anyway, I'm taking the challenge too. I need something to keep me busy this fall!

  4. The bedazzled vajajay looks painful...and wrong. Seriously? I can't believe such a thing exists.

    That image will be with me all day now!

    Your blog is your humor.

  5. The only time my urine has ever smelled edible was when I'd eaten too much Super Golden Crisp cereal. And I'd have to say that it's a darn good thing that it's never smelled like Dr. Pepper because my toilet probably isn't clean enough to drink out of, but I'd likely do it anyway.

  6. And now I don't think I'll ever be able to get that picture out of my mind! At least it doesn't look painful.

    Thanks for visiting on my Nestwork feature day, it's great to meet you :)

  7. Wow, all I can say is wow. I have no words. Reverse metamorphosis, I could die laughing from that forever. You rock.

  8. Hahahaha I love that metamorphosis! Perfectly describe it and it crack me up so badly my side hurts and my son looked at me like I had gone cuckoo.

  9. Just thinking about the fuzzy caterpillar makes me cringe at how itchy that entire reverse metamorphosis would be.

    And the smell of your urine?! I didn't think this were possible, but I like your blog that much more now after the vajayjay and coffpee talk.

  10. vagazzling. well. just beautiful, isn't it?
    yay for being stalked by gigi! i'm among greats!!

  11. and i spelled it wrong. vaJazzling.

  12. Ah yes! Answers to the big questions of our time. I no longer have to wonder what the vajazzling thing looks like - I missed the pic first time 'round. I'm not really high maintenance in places folks regularly see (eg: I don't wear make-up beyond my powder every day) - so I can't imagine making that level of effort down yonder.

    Congrats on being blog stalked :)